tour journal

so i'm not sure about ev eryone else reading this but i've stoked up on every kind of insurance that i possibly can. with y2k9 right around the corner who knows what kind of crazy stuff is just on the cusp of ruining life as we know it! this last tour really opened up my eyes. george, hodge and i were really talking about all the insurances we have to stock up on and as a result here are the things that we've settled on:

volcano insurance- none around here but who knows when one will strike... haven't see you seen that documentary with tommy lee jones?!@?


earthquake insurance- again, none arou nd here but who knows what can happen. those tectonic places are tricky and you never know where they're gooing strike next

vamprie insurance- don't even get me started.


car insurance- i don't own a car, but i figure... what if i go broke in this economic struggle??? how am i going to sue somebody and lie to people by buying a junk car and smashing it up and pretending that someone hit me if i don't have insurance first?! that stuff takes a while to get approved and i won't have that kind of time!

monster insurance- you never know. President To Face Down Monster Attack, In Action-Packed Schedule

uncomfortable things insurance- i can't tell you how many times i've sat on an uncomfortable chair or been in an awkward situation and wish i could be paid for it.


no but for realz, somehow i was being double billed for health insurance spending lots of money per month. it was silly, so hopefully that never happens again... with all these new ones i've got!

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