well the whole stressed thing was that i was a part of a 'pyramid scheme' in a way to make money. i mean i thought when the guy called up and said 'do you want to be a part of a pyramid scheme?' that scheme was a good thing. turns out i should have looked in the dictionary. needless to say, i lost all of my savings because i was at the bottom of the chain. either way, i had to find some new way to get gifts since i had 0 dollars!
so i went to the library and checked out the internet and pulled some things off the web. turns out there's a site called 'craigslist' where you can do anything from buy a couch to a new dog to get a job to whatever else they might do... anyway i went to the "free" section and i got so many sweet things... check them out
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hospital bed - for my sister. but who couldn't use this great gift?! it's fully functional!!
________________________________________________________________ALMOST full bottle of massage oil - for my cousins to share. it's ALMOST full, a bunch of people could probably use it, right? it was totally worth the 45 minute drive out to levittown to get it, because it's FREE!!!! the gas probably cost me about 5 bucks but an almost full bottle would probably cost me about 5.25 at cvs or something... totally worth it.
__________________________________________________________________speed boat - for nicole. she'll have so much fun riding it up and down the delaware river. can you believe this thing was free???
__________________________________________________________________free handles to 5 gallon buckets - for my dad. he's always losting the handles to his 5 gallon buckets, this is the perfect gift. CAN YOU BELIEVE THESE WERE FREE?!@?#
__________________________________________________________________pooing santa - stocking stuffer for my uncle. this whimsical novelty is a holiday classic and would fit for anyone but i decided my uncle should receive it.
__________________________________________________________________hair fade video - for my mom. her fade is always messed up! she needs to learn how for real.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++anyway those are the gifts that i got... hope they'll go over well. let me know if you have any other suggestions for me.
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I'm always losing the handles to my 5 gallon buckets as well. Too bad the Canadian gallon is different that the American gallon so it's hard finding compatible bucket handles.
I think someone on your christmas list deserves a SHAMWOW!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwRISkyV_B8
Im having a hard time deciding who's christmas gift post was more entertaining and enlightening, yours or georges. Haha.
woah, i never knew that craigslist had a free section! so, i just checked it out and i could get a sweet llama and i could also copy you and get my sister a hospital bed haha
this was probably the funniest thing ever.
...there are so many sales these days though brendan..im sure what ever you get your family will love it.
Awwww whoever gets that bottle of massage oil is a lucky bastard! HAHAHAHAHA :D
Boy do I wish I had you getting my christmas gifts. Seriously a free speed boat! Who wouldn't want that.. and a hospital bed! So much cooler than my normal bed..
i heard of craigslist somewhere, but didnt know what it is. im sure i'll check it right away.
holy shit. the boat is free? is it still working and in good condition? and the poo-santa is one hell of a cute gift. sweet.
That is fucking brilliant best frand.
I am looking at the ones in my area. there's a chihuahua that's "nice". That would be good for my cousin.
and three pounds of baby cereal! What could be a more thoughtful gift.
Lol uhm, those are fake posts right? Who would give away a speed boat o_o
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