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Title: The priority of being an emo who billy joel has killed the soul of
Author: Nicole Rimmer
Illustrator: Pete Doherty and Elton John

Book review by: Hardcore Emo
age: 14

Story Rating - 10.0 out of a possible 10.0
Illustrations Rating - 10.0 out of a possible 10.0

this story starts off with tension and suspense and paranoia techno techno techno when darth vader has kidnapped pete doherty and is going to kill all his fit mates even CARLOS * ASHLEY * RAPHAEL * BARAT OMG: one of the teenage mutant ninja turtles was called raphael! and kate moss wasnt invited to this par-tay coz she is ..well......if i wrote it this website wud filter it so..anyway u get the picture dontcha mon the best bit is when hardcore cums in with my chemical gerard and saves the emo day and now- im caught in the middle :o a1 r fit me n the boys we b blazin it up so come on take a rid ein the back of the truck...hey i wanna c u work it baybeee if u let me im gonna flip reverse it..coz im hard like that ooo: the story has a special appearance from FRAMER JOSS: aka russell brown or sumthng: he presented nme awards 2006 n he is bad taste mon alrite and he ties people up in closets on the room on the third floor....lmao mcfly rock sox er.... oo: and panic! at the disco are on nwesround tonite: not really!! this book was: emotional hardcore sorrowful revenge seeking and its fit ... but: my gosh! dont u no it and: if you are pete doherty then I love you

THIS BOOK IS FIT!!
ESPECIALLY THE BIT WHERE SHE GETS ATTACKED BY PYSCHOLOGICALITY HAMSTERS WITH emo fringes
and the bit where she drinks a cup of tea and a j2o
and pete doherty is FIT soooo aaaaaaaaaa in your big EMO FACE
these diaries are very emotional because the main character nicole is an emo (oh yeah)
Billy joel has killed her soul and she has no pride: she's dead inside

She forms a band (we formed aband! look at us etc.) called HARDCORE
and in the end everything is sad because its a emo book OBV
the best bit is when blazin squad come and sing see you at the crossroads crossroads crossroads FLIP REVERSE IT BABY!
and but it ends happily when nicole and her emo friend go to see the libertines and pete ncarl are there and they are fit FIT FIT!!!
and elton john teaches them music and pete doherty teaches them PSE
a\nd life is fit la
the moral of the story is: we have got to stick together and RAP..LA!